"Rob Portman: Zombie Hunter".
Not convinced that Portman's cause is right, though. Banning bath salts because some idiots are ingesting the stuff and turning psycho? I dunno. What do you guys think?
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh