Hillary: I’d like to offer you a token of friendship, Sir Gay, a gift symbolizing a new era in U.S.-Russian relations.
Sergei Lavrov: Thank you, Madame Secretary. And it’s “Sergei”, by the way.
Hillary: Whatever. Anyhow, as you can see, it’s a “reset” button. I hope we got the Russian translation right.
Lavrov: Actually, no. This word – peregruzka – means “overcharged.”
Hillary: Hmm. Well, that’s about what I should have expected, I guess; Joe Biden was in charge of designing the thing.
Lavrov: I wonder…Does anything happen if I push the button?
Hillary: I don’t know. Why don’t you push it and we’ll find out?
Lavrov: Ok. Here goes!